Virginia Center Commons Mall is bringing back S’ANTA, ‘cause this Claus is the boss – the ONLY hip hop Claus in the Mall
Brand new old school expansive hardcore live analog record diggin’ bodyrockin’ show-stoppin’ boom bap satisfaction Hip Hop, Rap, 90s and 2000s funk and soul, Breaks, Mash-Ups and keepin’ the GHETTO FUNK alive… go on and practice the Electric Slide, Shuffle Slide, Richmond Slide, the Mayor Jet Jaguar Jones Dance …cause we Christmas party till the break of dawn!
Sing Along with S’anta:
Doin’ the VCC
I've never been yer jolly S’anta
Don't need a gangsta beat to make me re-gift ya
I'll wrap ya while getting’ blown in the hurricane booth
In the Pagoda you pierce and tat’ & flash that gold tooth
Better than y'all, keep yer cheap Spencer crap
While I rap a thousand miles an hour in a red stockin cap
Old Navy dead, I’m in the empty store stalkin’
Drive a limo through ya Burlington, parallel parkin
The old Claus was capped in a bloody Dillard wreck
Sleigh disaster so nasty they gave his ass a FEMA check
Barbecuin’ Rudolph, this can’t be happenin
This S’anta is rantin’, I pre-date homo sapien
Food Court ladies hawkin’ Blitzen on toothpicks
Blaze a DTLR for Yuletide Jimmy Jazz kicks
S’anta rose from the ashes of a Pac Sun-rise cheer
I’m the expert conjurer, badder than the reindeer
I’ll devour all your cookies and swallow your milk
Hit through light, fartin’ through Lane Bryant silk
FYE once I smite with my sack, you never be right
Your guard on a segway flexin his might
I've used every word possible to tell what I can do
You ain't legitimate, posin like a elf, you
Dude I'll throttle you, hand you a manners card and forty ounce bottle you
VCC Yo…
