Monday, December 19, 2011

Doswell Christmas Schedule at the Ruritan Single-Purpose Room


Doswell Catering Van
Dec. 20, 7 PM: Dad n’ Lad Remedial Christmas Caroling – Carols sung phonetically for those who have trouble reading lyrics, especially that one carol “Good King Whatisface”

Dec. 21, 12 noon: Worship Services for shut-ins.

Dec. 21, 6 PM: “Christmas Shoes” sing-along, with local quintet King Butterworth and his Sharps and Flats. Followed by hot cider & cold donuts provided by Doswell Catering.

Dec. 22, 7 PM: “A Christmas Story”. Play based on the hit movie, performed by the Doswell Ruriteens. Followed by coffee and cigarettes.

Dec. 23, 4 PM: For our littlest Doswellians - Santa arrives on his ATV, pulled by Hank Wagner’s 8 tiny Pit Bulls. Candy toss has been postponed.

Dec.24, 5 PM: Santa Sky Watch: bring your binoculars and keep an eye on the skies for Santa’s sleigh. If no sleigh is spotted feel free to drink heavily, but no driving.

Dec. 26, 10 AM: Doswell Christmas Tree Smackdown: volunteers remove ornaments and tinsel from Doswell tree, cut down tree, chuck it in the dumpster.


Dec. 31, 11:55 PM: New Years Eve at the Dixie Treat Trailer Court. The Wine District will be open at 11:55. No fighting.