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| Former Gov. Kaine: still missing |
DNC Chair went missing during Obama’s jobs swing through Virginia
Following the great news that 9-year-old Robbie Woods was found safe after going missing for 6 days near Doswell, authorities are still searching for DNC chairman and former Virginia Governor Tim Kaine, who went missing during an Obama Jobs bill swing through Virginia and North Carolina over 3 weeks ago. The president reported the DNC chairman missing after a stop in the town of Emporia. “I am hoping for the same positive outcome of the missing Tim Kaine that we saw in the case of Robbie Woods,” said the President.
Police are mystified by the sudden disappearance of the former Governor, who by previous accounts was anxiously awaiting the arrival of President Obama, who scheduled numerous stops throughout Virginia to stand side-by-side in solidarity with him, representing the hopes of the future of the Democratic party in Virginia.
Police report that the missing Kaine is about 5’-10” tall, about 210 lbs, with thinning salt-&-pepper hair and an oblivious demeanor. He was last seen glancing at his watch anxiously just prior to the Obama jobs bus arriving in Emporia, before witnesses say they saw him running to his car and driving off down a side street.
Police spokesmen say that if a Virginia resident spots Tim Kaine, to approach him gently and don’t make any sudden noises, and especially don’t, as a joke, wear an Obama mask while you search. “That will just scare him further away from you” said the spokesman.
Officials say they see no connection between Kaine’s DNC position, his disappearance and the President’s plummeting popularity in Virginia.
