Saturday, February 26, 2011

Chain Letter from Somewhere in Illinois

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Senator Jim Holperin
Best Western Motor Lodge
15 Frontage Road
Berwyn, Il
Your choice for quality Lodging in greater Berwyn

Dear Friend,

I am Mr. Jim Holperin, of the Wisconsin 12th Senate District and unofficial spokesperson of the Missing Wisconsin Democrat coalition. I have an important business proposition for you of the utmost urgency.

The Governor of Wisconsin Mr. Scott Walker has proposed reducing collective bargaining rights to Wisconsin’s public sector unions and forcing members to share in the cost of pensions and the benefits. The Wisconsin House voted to approve the measure while the Senate cannot quorum due to the dereliction of us Senate Democrats who fled to Illinois.

As we wait here in Illinois our funds are depleting due to our state-issued credit cards reaching maximum credit. We are enduring hardships of the most worst kind, having to eat dinner by candlelight and use sundry personal items available in the Best Western that we can no longer afford such as shaving cream and conditioner. One of my associates had to go out and split stocks to make his son’s tuition payment to the Harvard university, a labour he found most tiring. I have had to settle for a twin bed with only the most basic cable and the noises from the next room with Sen. Hansen of the 30th district are disconcerting.

To compensate and help me and my associates through this difficult time, my proposal is that I will like you to stand in as the adminiustrator of a sum of money in the First national Savings Bank of Madison that I wish you to withdraw and cable to me at the Best Western of Berwyn Illinois so the existence of the account will not get into the hands of some corrupt government officials or pf the press.

While this account is not a personal account it is an account of which I have been given full administrative rights and funded by dues payable by the teachers of Wisconsin in the sum of 2,756,890 US dollars. This amount should be adequate to fund me and the other 13 Senators for 14 more days in Berwyn or until Gov Walker concedes to our demands which we have yet to project.

This is simple, I will like you to provide immediately your full names and address so that my assistant will prepare the necessary documents and affidavits that will put you in place as my proxy. We shall employ the services of a union bodyguard to ensure your safe passage to the National Bank at 5th and Essex in downtown Madison. Ask for the teller named Margo as she is aware of this account and my needs for these funds. Upon completion of the withdrawal and the wire transfer The money will be paid into your account for us to share in the ratio of 60% for me and 35% for you and 5% for Expenses Incurred in the course of the transaction.

There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction will be done by Margo and with my position with the Manager with my bank will guarantees the successful execution of this transaction. If you are interested, please reply immediately to my private address at the top of this email.

Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the transaction. You should observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to return to Wisconsin only when the climate is more conducive to our return.

Awaiting your urgent reply.

Thanks and regards.

J Holperin