Bravely bold Sir Barry
Rode forth from the White House.
Not afraid to kick some ass,
Oh brave Sir Barry.
He was not at all afraid
To reproach in measured ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Barry.
He was not in the least bit scared
To pass the blame around.
Or to have taxpayers gouged,
His campaign promises broken.
To let the Gaza split
And the oil slick wash ashore,
His reputation hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Barry.
The economy tanks
And immigration’s ignored.
Durable goods declined,
Unemployment upsurged.
And health care raped
And Netanyahu shrugged off. . .
Rode forth from the White House.
Not afraid to kick some ass,
Oh brave Sir Barry.
He was not at all afraid
To reproach in measured ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Barry.
He was not in the least bit scared
To pass the blame around.
Or to have taxpayers gouged,
His campaign promises broken.
To let the Gaza split
And the oil slick wash ashore,
His reputation hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Barry.
The economy tanks
And immigration’s ignored.
Durable goods declined,
Unemployment upsurged.
And health care raped
And Netanyahu shrugged off. . .
(“Uh, that will be enough there, minstrel”)
Brave Sir Barry turned away.
("Not exactly")
Bravely turned away, away.
("Uhhh . . . I dispute that assertion")
When Sestak reared his ugly head,
He bravely deferred to Gibbs and fled.
And Ahmadinejad made a nuclear push
He gallantly blamed George W Bush.
Bravely “going street”,
He beat a very bold retreat.
Bravest of the brave, Sir Barry!
