A statistic provided recently by a Harvard study showed that every year 45,000 people die without health insurance. Conversely, the study also showed that almost 2,000,000 WITH health insurance die in the same time period.
Clearly, owning health insurance is killing American citizens in record numbers.
“The stats don’t lie,” stated Harvard researcher Dr. Warren Boles, who spearheaded the 5-year study. “Obviously, owning health insurance in the United States is worse than an Ebola diagnosis, which has a mortality of about 30%. Having a bad case of major medical insurance has an 88% mortality. Someone has to do something, and soon.”
“Since the Democrats started talking about all the people dying without health insurance, I thought I better get it, quick,” said Doswell resident Frank Irvin, “Now I find out you’re more likely to die with it than without it! What kind of bait-&-switch crap is that?”
“People with health insurance should be on the lookout for the warning signs,” said Dr. Boles. “For example, if you have a policy and start feeling like you are going to die, you should seek medical care immediately, because the chances are you will die.”
The results of the study prove to Republicans that by mandating health insurance coverage the government wants to see everyone dead. “Owning health insurance, especially a federal government-sponsored policy, is a death warrant,” says Congressman Maxwell E. Kent, R-Idaho. “I don’t know who they think is going to pay all those taxes they are planning to increase, because everybody’s going to be on the other side of the dirt if they all have health insurance. This administration should be ashamed.”
