“What did Tiger Woods do Saturday morning?”
“Got up early and did 9 holes!”
Doswell teen and former “Skankee Candle” joke monger Brad Ziffer has become the eminent authority on Tiger Woods jokes, much to his parent’s and friends’ disappointment and aggravation
“Listen to this one,” he said, “The investigator asked Tiger Woods if the white airbag inside the Escalade went off and hit him in the face. Tiger said, no, but the one inside the house sure did!”
Despite please from friends and family members to lay off, Ziffer continues to pummel anyone within earshot of his lame jokes. “Barack Obama says in the wake of the Tiger Woods incident, he has decided that instead of sending 30,000 troops to Afghanistan he is going to send 10,000 blond women armed with golf clubs!” he says with glee.
“What’s the difference between Tiger Woods golf ball and his Escalade?” Ziffer asked, not at all concerned with coming across as a third-rate Jay Leno, “He can safely drive the golf ball 400 yards!”
“I guess it goes to show: When driving, an iron beats a wood every time!”
Let’s stop this now.
