BONFIRE WITH BRUMFIELD!

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Friday, November 6, 2009

McDonald’s Drive-Thru Employee Uses Doswell Man’s Debit Card to Clean Under her Dagger-Like Thumbnail

Doswell Blogger Dale Brumfield stopped at the local McDonald’s drive-thru window to get a large coffee Thursday morning and was appalled to see the drive-thru employee use his debit card to scrape underneath her talon thumbnail while waiting for the card to process.

“I almost heaved,” said Brumfield as he accepted the “tainted” card back and wiped it down vigorously with an alcohol swab he found in a glovebox first-aid kit. “Thank God I only ordered coffee – if I got food I would have had to throw it away.”

Brumfield says that this McDonald’s has a history of questionable practices, the previous “here go your drank” episode notwithstanding. “Why I keep coming back, I don’t know. Once I saw an employee drop a bunch of cups then put them back on the stack. Another time I watched a cashier handle a bunch of money then re-arrange the chocolate chip cookies without washing.”

“I think maybe I like living on the wild side, you know, staring down botulism in the face and laughing as I dodge it once again.” Brumfield claimed as he rooted around under the seat until he found an old, curdled coffee creamer and dumped it into his coffee. “But you would think common courtesy would dictate . . . oh look, a fuzzy Milk Dud!”

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