Patrick Henry High School bully and 3rd-string linebacker “Moose” Jenkins says parking lot beatings of Doswell 10th-grader Graham Stettinus will begin after school resumes following the Thanksgiving break after this photograph of him (left) surfaced in a brochure for a company called “Lavender and Lace”, a Richmond-based retailer of fine products for the home.“That was a paying modeling gig,” explains Stettinus, eager to distance himself from the incriminating photograph. “I only did what that photographer said, I swear, somebody tell Moose not to kill me, please.”
With the photo circulating around school it’s getting harder for Stettinus to explain it away, says sources familiar with the bullying practices of the bulky yet dim-witted 20-year-old part-time linebacker, who seizes opportunities such as this to foist his alpha-male proclivities on those with less testosterone then he. “Moose doesn’t particularly care why the picture was taken, just that it is there,” says a trembling and anonymous enabler. “It gives him an excuse to be standing at your car after the last bell rings and before band practice starts.”
Sources report that Moose has scheduled parking lot beatings in the past, and vigorously adhered to his pre-planned schedule, regardless of school functions. “We’ve seen nervous freshmen, tuba players, chess club members and French class students on the receiving end of Moose’s version of trailer court justice” claims the source. “Once he single-handedly took down the Square-Rooters, our first math club pep squad. They disbanded after that. Moose is nothing if not thorough in his ass-whippings – we even had to postpone a school pep rally for 10 minutes until he finished with a kid in glee club.”
Exact dates for Stettinus’ beatings are pending until Moose verifies them with his day-timer, a wadded-up binder written in crayon. “I’d enjoy to” he replied when asked about the schedule.
