Stating that he is sick and tired of the bad-mouthing that accompanies his profession, Independence Road resident and Professional Middleman Greg Warfield claims that since business is so bad and his reputation has been so impugned he is taking drastic action to restore his profession’s good name and more importantly, earn an income.“Yep, I’m going to work in the air park!” he said as he hooked his thumbs in his suspenders and rocked back and forth on his heels. “Goin’ to the old air park!”
Warfield claims middlemen such as himself have taken an especially brutal beating in this economy. “But now I’ll be getting’ up early and driving to the air park!” he says, for what seems like the fifteenth time. In fact, he even sang a song he made up about working in the air park, to the tune of “Working in a coal mine”:
Workin’ in the air park,
Work until it gets dark,
Workin’ in the air park,
Look! I got a place to park!
5 O’clock in the morning,
I cruise to the Stop n’ Go,
Buy a greasy egg sandwich,
With a clump of bacon – to go!
Cause I’m
Workin’ in the air park,
Work until I make my mark,
Workin’ in the air park,
Look! I got a place to park!
Numerous attempts were made to ascertain just exactly what Warfield would be doing in the air park, to no avail. Numerous attempts were also made to get him to stop singing that moronic song.
