Did this man truly think this was a plan?Pine Level Road resident Sherbert Willoughby (left) was so desperate for female attention he started an ACORN branch solely in the hopes that cute undercover journalist would visit him.
“I was advertising and spreading by word of mouth the vilest services I could think of in the hopes they would notice and do an ‘undercover’ investigation, if you know what I mean.” He said, his unplucked unibrow bouncing up and down more eerily than lasciviously. “And I emphasize the word undercover!”
Giles claims he was promoting services through his website that would make legitimate ACORN employees blush. “Without going into the gory details, I can honestly say that offering tax-dodging advice for an underage brothel was the more savory services offered by the community action group, compared to what I was claiming to do.” explained Willoughby, who offered no details on what types of unsavory services may be included. Attempts to log on to Willoughby’s ersatz-ACORN website were met with an error message.
So far there has been zero response from anybody regarding Willoughby’s plan, especially from cute 20-year-old female journalists. “I did have an old guy stop by here, asking if this was where he complained about snow laying on the power lines during the winter," he said as he sat alone in his crappy little office that he is paying $350 a month for, "But I’m just biding my time.”
