What's your funniest OMG moment? Send them in to the Newsfromdoswell News Van!Dear Newsfromdoswell,
One time, there was this creepy writer-guy hanging in a van out front of our school, and he said he was a blogger? And he wanted to know a funny OMG moment for a column or something he was writing? So I told him to wait a minute, and I got the Sheriff Deputy to come over, and he made him get out and handcuffed him and made him lay down while they called in his license and stuff. Everybody was ROFLing at him! OMG it was freaking hilarious!
Darlene L., age 16
Dear Newsfromdoswell,
This didn’t happen to me, I have to say it was just recently when the Hanover police made the guy get out of the van, spread himself face-down on the ground and stay there while they ran his license. He said he was a writer or something. He was hanging out, waiting for school to let out. Creepy old perv.
John B., age 17
Dear Newsfromdoswell,
The other day when that guy was hanging in front of the school and had to get out and lay face-down while the cops checked him out me and some guys let the air out of the tires on his creepy porn van and when he left he drove away on flat tires. We laughed our asses off!
Mike W., age 17
Dear Newsfromdoswell,
After that disgusting old guy was patted down by the police on school property after trying to talk to some students, my friend keyed his stinky conversion van as he drove off. Then, his key wouldn’t work in his own car – that stupid van wore it down. We should sue him.
Mark M., age 15
One time, there was this creepy writer-guy hanging in a van out front of our school, and he said he was a blogger? And he wanted to know a funny OMG moment for a column or something he was writing? So I told him to wait a minute, and I got the Sheriff Deputy to come over, and he made him get out and handcuffed him and made him lay down while they called in his license and stuff. Everybody was ROFLing at him! OMG it was freaking hilarious!
Darlene L., age 16
Dear Newsfromdoswell,
This didn’t happen to me, I have to say it was just recently when the Hanover police made the guy get out of the van, spread himself face-down on the ground and stay there while they ran his license. He said he was a writer or something. He was hanging out, waiting for school to let out. Creepy old perv.
John B., age 17
Dear Newsfromdoswell,
The other day when that guy was hanging in front of the school and had to get out and lay face-down while the cops checked him out me and some guys let the air out of the tires on his creepy porn van and when he left he drove away on flat tires. We laughed our asses off!
Mike W., age 17
Dear Newsfromdoswell,
After that disgusting old guy was patted down by the police on school property after trying to talk to some students, my friend keyed his stinky conversion van as he drove off. Then, his key wouldn’t work in his own car – that stupid van wore it down. We should sue him.
Mark M., age 15
