Doswell Man Leaving Work Early to Help Wife With Dinner for Boss

Pleasant Level Drive resident Paul Holdfield was confronted by his boss Mr. MacAdam at 4:15 this afternoon as Holdfield was trying to discreetly leave.

“Leaving a little early, aren’t we Holdfield?” Mr. MacAdam asked in an accusatory tone when confronting the already nervous sales executive.

“I thought I’d go home and help Pauline with dinner,” Holdfield replied, “We’ll be expecting you and Mrs. MacAdam at seven.”

“OK, Holdfield, but I need those sales reports on my desk by 8 AM!” Mr. MacAdam boomed, wagging his finger in Holdfield’s face.

As Holdfield left the office park he said, “I’m going to personally put strychnine in that bowtie-wearing bastard’s tuna noodle casserole, then gleefully watch him twitch and twist like a Japanese beetle in a bucket of Kerosene before I bury him and his orange-haired shrew of a wife in the landfill.”