Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Doswell Man is only 306 Points Away from a Free Coffee with Exxon Pit Pass

North Telegraph Road resident Morris Waldman swiped his pit pass at the Doswell Exxon when paying for an out-of-date turkey and cheese sandwich and he was pleasantly surprised to see he only needed another 306 points to get a free coffee.

“I was on my way to dropping off a load of dry cleaning at the Goodwill,” says Waldman, whose dry-cleaning exploits were covered in a previous post. “I stopped to see if they had any discount sandwiches, and on a whim, I swiped my pit pass. Ka-ching! Morris wins again!

Waldman says he is going to stop by the Exxon numerous times in the next month, purchasing Pop-Tarts, Jolt energy drinks, Cat Diesel caps, road maps, tube socks, newspapers, ice, Power bars and even gas to accrue the needed number of points. “Then Morris Waldman is going to cash in big time on coffee! Ka-ching! Morris is on top!”