Correction to Correction to Story “Doswell Crazy Man Accused of Making Bomb in Shack”

Newsfromdoswell needs to make several corrections to the previous story "Correction to Doswell Crazy Man Wrongfully Accused of Making Bomb in Shack":

• Roscoe does not squat in that shack. He actually pays rent.
• The shack was raided by thousands of cockroaches, not the Richmond bomb squad as reported
• A package of hot dogs was not found on the premises, and
• The story never even ran at all, and in fact,
• It was entirely made up.

Newsfromdoswell regets these errors.