This week’s question: Is this a tick or a skin tag?
Arly Sutton, infamous “Man on page 602” of the 1975 Sears catalog:
“People always say to me; Arly, was that your man-thing or was it a water spot on the negative? I’m sick of questions. You can leave now.”
Mike McGowan, future Sham-Wow spokesman:
“It's nothing that can't be fixed with the super-absorbent properties of the Sham-Wow. Why buy paper towels?”
“It's nothing that can't be fixed with the super-absorbent properties of the Sham-Wow. Why buy paper towels?”
Charles Hammer, Bass boat and cat carrier inventor:
“Lift your leg higher . . .yep, it’s a skin tag. Got a pair of nail clippers?”
“Lift your leg higher . . .yep, it’s a skin tag. Got a pair of nail clippers?”
Roscoe, Doswell crazy man:
"It's a tick. BBBBRRRRLLLLAAAHHHHHHHH
"It's a tick. BBBBRRRRLLLLAAAHHHHHHHH
Jim Wilson, self-conscious liquor purchaser:
“If my wife catches me looking at somebody else, even another man, she’ll poison me.”
“If my wife catches me looking at somebody else, even another man, she’ll poison me.”
Arly Sutton, infamous “Man on page 602” of the 1975 Sears catalog:
“People always say to me; Arly, was that your man-thing or was it a water spot on the negative? I’m sick of questions. You can leave now.”
