Doswell blogger Dale Brumfield plans to use the words “Kings Dominion” much more in his blogs in a bald-faced attempt to increase visitor traffic.
”Statistics bear me out,” says the anal-retentive Brumfield, who tracks every detail of his blog visitors through sophisticated software. “Any time I use the words 'Kings Dominion' my traffic increases three-fold, and my page visits lengths go from 4 seconds to 30 minutes. It’s uncanny.”
“I got a guy in Sweden who popped in once every 6 days and spent 5 seconds on the site,” Brumfield remarks as he punches a calculator, “When I wrote a piece about Kings Dominion, he came in three straight days and spent a total of 9 minutes. You can’t buy success like that.”
And what of critics who claim this is a shameless display of cheap self-promotion? “All I can say is, 'Kings Dominion'.” Says an overly confident Brumfield. “Kings Dominion Kings Dominion Kings Dominion Kings Dominion Kings Dominion Kings Dominion.”
“By the way,” Brumfield adds before tuning in his TV to record some technical difficulties, “Buy my book Three Buck Naked Commodes. It’s coming out in a month or so."
